HAYDEN PANETTIERE BUYING A LACY THONG OF THE DAY


Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere buying some “sexy” red semi see-through panties. I guess now that she’s a big girl, she can wear big girl underwear too, it’s like when a girl first gets her period and buys her first box of pads, or when her breasts start budding and she’s gotta get her first A-Cup, or like when a college girl who never really admitted to masturbating hooks up her first vibrator, or like when a 12 year old dude tries on his first rubber to see how fucking annoying safe sex is going to be for the rest of his single life and maybe even his married life because he doesn’t trust his wife is on the pill and knows she is trying to trick him and lock him down leaving him with a kid that forces him to have to see her every second week after the divorce for the next 18 years.

Either way, I don’t find these pictures hot. I don’t know if it’s because I find Hayden a weird looking troll that doesn’t really do anything for me other than make me wonder how her neck and body support her big waterhead. Or if it’s the underwear that she’s buying remind me of some K-Mart shit that 50 year old ladies buy to drive their bored impotent fat husbands crazy on Valentines day, because it is the day for lovers after all.

Here are those pics: